It's Hip To Be Square: More Than Meets The Eye!!!

Even though the message attached to this image is slightly offensive, I found it crazy ironic that this lil homey in the pic is rockin some sick frames, stonewashed jeans, an ill Bugle Boy tee which I could swear I used to personally own back in the day.

Theopolis London...not only is his name BUTTER, his style is impeccable...skinny jeans, vintage adjustable Orlando Magics cap, dorkesque shades, and a sleeveless denim jacket! PS...Humbdrum Town is one of the illest tracks I've heard this year!

Three words...GAME BOY NECKLACE!!!, not to mention dude's obvious red midtop fade and dope frames.

Last but not least....homemade Mario Bros. sweater vest...it truly is hip to be square!

Moist Video: Brothersport by Animal Collective

the song is ok but the video is MONEY!!!! Reminds me of the days when getting messy measured fun!

Moist Dinner: Valentine's Day Yum Yums

Due to my unfortunate flight woes, it looks like his moistness is spending Valentine's Day solo in my cozy apartment in Southie. Rather than sulk I decide to celebrate the holiday in its awesomeness on an individual level.

I love my body, to the point in which I actually consider all that consume. Being that I am rollin one deep to my own V-day party I decided to think numero uno on this day of LOVE!

Though I consider myself a healthy omnivore, historically I've lived quite the carnivorous lifestyle prior to meeting my vegetarian diamond.

So in the spirit of loving healthy vegetarians and myself I decided to throw together a delicious grub session for myself...hence the 3Bean Vegetarian BBQ Chili (using vegetarian sausage) and Asiago Cheddar Jalapeno Cornbread. Flavor to savor!!!!!!!!

Rollerskating Ninjas...OH SO MOIST!

Moist Imbecile - Valentines Day

This morning I made attempts toward becoming a spontaneous boyfriend, purchasing last minute plane tickets to Chitown to spend a magical long Valentines weekend with my diamond in the rough!....only if there was a sugar coated fairytale ending to the weekend...

I end up getting caught in afterwork Friday rush hour people traffic on the T, sooooo packed I had to hold both my carry on bag and my heavy ass bag I was gonna check (packed with moist velvet approved goodies). The Silver Line was experiencing every problem possible. I think we may have even hit a rare unicorn before entering into the tunnels...immediately after the alloy tips on the rotor sprocket valve overheated as we crept along like a struggling catepilar on a death march...

After waiting in line for 45 minutes I attempted to check my bag, but to my unfortunate suprise...my reservation/itinerary was surly denied. After a 20 minute conversation with my American Airline Associate, she realized that my ticket was booked for Friday March 12th instead of Friday February 12th. Immediately I felt a herd of stress buffaloes running up my spine before the eruption of tenseness directed straight to my neck and shoulders...I have officially joined the ranks of the ISHHEAD HALL OF FAME!!!!!!!!!

Moist Throwback: Before I Let You Go by Blackstreet

This track throws me back to early maturation! This was one of those songs that sent me to ROMANCE SCHOOL...endless day dreams of serinading the lucky feline of the time period.

Moist Representative: Roger Troutman

Roger was truly the glue for Zapp and Roger...such a sick list of classics...where would we be without "Computer Love"???

Moist Product: Silk Fat Albert Pajama Pants (Phat Farm)

YOU AIN'T GOT THESE!

Lost the matching silk robe at a pajammi jammi jam I threw back in grad school...

Malt Liquor: Classy to Ashy

Such a powerful liquid...cost effective, definite bang for the buck, and a definite mood setter...but so socially misunderstood! Just because an individual prefers to drink malt liquor DOES NOT make said person "hood", "gutter", "thug", and/or "ghetto".....this brook just keeps on babblin'....

Late Night Budget Yum!!!!

Tonight my roommate and I started Dances With Wolves! After part 1 my stomach started growling! So into the kitchen I flew with splatter threw opened the cabinet and spilled out my bladder!...I kyd! I kyd!

Actually it was my tastebuds who went to war late night! A flavor battle of the century!

challenge was to create two different palate stimulators out of two slices of Trader Joe's Whole Wheat Tuscan Pane bread!

The contenders: Veggie Italian Slider (2 slices Pepper Jack Cheese w/Frecesco Rinaldi's Tomato,Garlic, & Onion Chunky Garden pasta sauce sandwiched between two half slices of toast) vs. Strawberry Overload (Toast w/ an orgasmic combo of Strawberry Philadelphia Creme Cheese and Smuckers Strawberry Preserves)!!!!

Rinsed down w/ a Carrot OJ cocktail!

Double TKO!!!! Flavor knock outs!!!!! Lights out!

Moist Book: Gentlemen of Bakongo

Yo if being fresh is wrong, these gents don't wanna be right!!!!!!! This book is filled with butter from the semi-third world! Guess what's on my xmas list?

Pacman!!!

I've been really inspired by Pacman lately...something about eating colorful ghosts and consuming mass quantities of Kix fills my daydreams.  Below are a few artistic representations of the 80's classic, proof that I am not that far off my rocker...

gorgeous sterling silver/black onyx ring series by Rachel Pfefffer Designs

 sick Pacman ghost lamps by Brazilian Designer Anderson Horta

banana cakes w/ white chocolate icing goodness!

MY FAV!

Dope Commercial: Nestle Aero Chocolate commercial

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS....

In most situations I can understand the difference between fact and fiction...but for some odd reason I cannot shake my closet obsession with the hoverboard from Back To The Future II. Upon experiencing firsthand the monumental advances in automotive and industrial design in the last 10-15 years I find it hard to believe that this seemingly simple yet TITILLATING piece of recreational equipment is still not available for purchase at my neighborhood Target/ skate shop...either way I still haven't given up this childhood dream of one day hovering around the city, recking havoc! Christmas is right around the corner!!!!!!!!

Dope Video: Invented Sex by Trey Songz

I Invented Sex / Say Aah (MTV Version Video) - Trey Songz

Usually I clown on Trey Songz...but I'm feelin' this track for shiggido! Makes me wanna test out my new hip like it's gametime!

New Moistocity: Brohawk Update

On my way back from Asia I had a quick two day stay in the Yay ERRRRREA. There I linked up with my ninja Eckles in his old stomping grounds! I finally got to experience what Northern Cal's got goin on. Berkley, Danville, Piedmont, San Roman, etc...you name it we prolly ripped through it at 90+. Thanks Ex and parental units for the warm hospitality!

Shout to my new buddy Tanis reppin the Ma Jolie Solon & Spa in San Ramon, CA, for her willingness to help evolve by brohawk with an ill spidoctopus and sun blast on such short notice.

Whose the Freshest Leader in the Land? Obama.....Shonuff!

Peep El' Presidente prior to his Jedi status! This cat's freshness levels were beyond reading...he inspires me to "Just Settle" with becoming president! Props to our great leader aka leader of the new school!

How baller would it have been if his cabinet was filled by chill cats like the two dudes beside el presidente in the first image?

Cranium Inappropriateness...but MONEY!

On a recent visit to the Thrashers pad for board games and pumpkin carvings my mind began to wonder...I childishly positioned the game pieces into sexual positions...randomness is my middle name...wrong but so right! hahaha til the next episode.

The World Is STILL Full of DICKHEADS!!!!

Still a full believer that the amount of dickheads per capita here on the eastcoast dwarfs the minimal dickhead population back home in the midwest. But during a late nite @ Lucky's in the South End Boston actually showed glimmers of this unfortunate trend actually dying off. Somewhere between leaving Drink (a stuffy seemingly arrogant choch bar) and relocating to Lucky's where a live band covering Michael Jackson people seemed less worried about who stepped on whose shoes or who bumped into who...basically a true public gel session! Life is good!

Dope Video: Transform Ya by Chris Brown

Love him or hate him CB has done it again with this dope track/video...with a lil help from Weezy!

PS you can never go wrong with ninjas and transformers!