No Pants Subway Ride 2011

Sean Connery's Evolution

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Random Genius

Recent playground amazingness thanks to my friend Katie Choquette and her other Ohioan friend! I will always be touched by potty humor!

Shark Sighting

Last weekend my crew mobbed to Carson Beach in South Boston in hopes of catching some of those unadulterated UV rays. This place is a real gem...wink wink! Riddled with cigarettes and a wide array of other man made treasures, Carson Beach felt like real public kitty litter. Luckily my buddy James Lee was able to save the day with his ill beach fashion. Adorned in this CVS kids exclusive, James single-handedly caught the eye of every scantly clad feline in the litter box while rocking his ridiculously awesome hooded shark towel!

Gutterville my dear Watson...Gutterville!

MJ Thriller Figurines

"No immortal can resist...the evil of...The THRILLER!!!!

Paying tribute to the King of Pop, premier vinyl specialists Hot Toys work up a new set of Michael Jackson figures, showcasing the masterful work exhibited on his famous Thriller music video. The figures will come in a 1/6 scale, featuring all the intricate details one would come to expect from a Hot Toys release. A launch is set for December 2009 with a suggest retail price tag of ¥24,000 (Approx. $255 USD).

Straight up I may come out of pocket $200+ for these things...the detail is almost unsettling...I actually started twitching and begin my choreographed zombie strut...RIP!