Dope Video: Old Bird Still Makin Moves!

Lasers!!!!!!

Man do I miss the 80's!!!! Back in the day lasers seemed to make every situation better! Now I'm no Jedi, but I have a feeling that a combination of sweet lasers attached to zebras guided by el Presidente Obama may actually be the answer to our struggling economy! Hip Hip HORRAY!!!!!

Another Reason To Love Shel Silverstein': UNCLE SHELBY, not exactly a kids' book

 Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book by Shel Silverstein. Yes, that Shel Silverstein, author of many books of justly beloved poetry for children. But Uncle Shelby isn't quite for kids (indeed, recent editions bear the subtitle "A Primer for Adults Only"). No, not really for kids at all.

Because Uncle Shelby is here to teach the kids the alphabet (mostly -- his alphabet goes abzdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyc) with a series of nasty, laugh-out-loud funny exercises and misinformative advice that nearly cost me a keyboard, as I happened to be drinking water while reading it. Some examples:

R is for Red: The fire is red, the fire engine is red, the fireman's hat is red... Too bad the fireman only goes to places WHERE THERE IS A FIRE.

T is for TV: See the nice TV. The TV is warm... The TV loves you. Do you know that there are little elves who love inside the TV? ...If you take Daddy's hammer and break open the TV you will see the funny little elves. What will you name them?

And then there's the penultimate page: WARNING! It is not nice top burn books. It is against the law. If your Mommy or Daddy tries to burn this book, call the POLICE on them.

Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book

Unorthodox China Cabinet

The fabulously random selection of figurines and memorabilia occupying my parents' china cabinet are stimulating to say the least. The three teared shelves read like heaven, pergetory, and hell. Oddly enough the top shelf (heaven) consists of old negro figurines and antiques, the middle shelf (pergatory) consists of creepy ceramic basset hounds and some sketchy creatures, an old baseball, then lastly on the bottom shelf(hell) consists of the bland traditional china cabinet crap.

Random awesomeness!!!!!!

My Pops Drives Futuristic Spacecrafts!

A GREAT REASON TO PROCREATE!!!

BABY REEBOK PUMPS!

-These puppies squeak when pumped...beat that Nike!

Daily Moistocity: "Blueberry Kush in Massachusetts"

Storm Troopers...my new drug!

Daily Moistocity: "The Purple Gambler"

As materialistic as it may sound, this Kenny Rogers tee is definitely one of my most prized possessions, right up there with my Nike Diamond Turfs (aka my Deion Sanders stilettos) and my Jordan 8's (Aqua's).

Sketches from the T

One thing I love about living in Boston is the T. Commuting from Braintree into the city is always an adventure. These are a few of my more recent sketches of random folks riding the train.