Mois† Investigation: North Korea

Moist Gifts - Bday Present from the Parentals (pt2)

My mom and pops hooked me up with this exquisitely wrapped bday present earlier this month. Wrapped in an Ohio State tee was a new sketchbook, a heartfelt letter, and my favorite....BATMAN WATERPROOF BANDAIDS!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS MA AND PA!

Moist Throwback: Jazz & Buggin Out

Moist Track: Lemonade by Gucci Mane

Moist Throwback: Do I Do by Stevie Wonder

Moist Throwback: You Know How We Do It by Ice Cube

Moist Video: Rude Boy by Rihanna

Moist Artist: James White

Moist Commercial: The Human Train by Nike

Moist Video: Speedin by Omarion

Moist Throwback: Ice Cream Man by Master P

Moist Video: Keep It Goin Louder by Major Lazer

Moist Throwback: Feenin' by Jodeci

Moist Video: Brothersport by Animal Collective

the song is ok but the video is MONEY!!!! Reminds me of the days when getting messy measured fun!

Moist Video: We Are The World (25 for Haiti)

Moist Track: Flex by Party Boyz

Moist Dinner: Valentine's Day Yum Yums

Due to my unfortunate flight woes, it looks like his moistness is spending Valentine's Day solo in my cozy apartment in Southie. Rather than sulk I decide to celebrate the holiday in its awesomeness on an individual level.

I love my body, to the point in which I actually consider all that consume. Being that I am rollin one deep to my own V-day party I decided to think numero uno on this day of LOVE!

Though I consider myself a healthy omnivore, historically I've lived quite the carnivorous lifestyle prior to meeting my vegetarian diamond.

So in the spirit of loving healthy vegetarians and myself I decided to throw together a delicious grub session for myself...hence the 3Bean Vegetarian BBQ Chili (using vegetarian sausage) and Asiago Cheddar Jalapeno Cornbread. Flavor to savor!!!!!!!!

Rollerskating Ninjas...OH SO MOIST!

Moist Advertisements: Different Scents for Different Gents by Old Spice

Moist Throwback:Two Occasions by Deele

Moist Track: White Drapes by Mos Def

Moist Imbecile - Valentines Day

This morning I made attempts toward becoming a spontaneous boyfriend, purchasing last minute plane tickets to Chitown to spend a magical long Valentines weekend with my diamond in the rough!....only if there was a sugar coated fairytale ending to the weekend...

I end up getting caught in afterwork Friday rush hour people traffic on the T, sooooo packed I had to hold both my carry on bag and my heavy ass bag I was gonna check (packed with moist velvet approved goodies). The Silver Line was experiencing every problem possible. I think we may have even hit a rare unicorn before entering into the tunnels...immediately after the alloy tips on the rotor sprocket valve overheated as we crept along like a struggling catepilar on a death march...

After waiting in line for 45 minutes I attempted to check my bag, but to my unfortunate suprise...my reservation/itinerary was surly denied. After a 20 minute conversation with my American Airline Associate, she realized that my ticket was booked for Friday March 12th instead of Friday February 12th. Immediately I felt a herd of stress buffaloes running up my spine before the eruption of tenseness directed straight to my neck and shoulders...I have officially joined the ranks of the ISHHEAD HALL OF FAME!!!!!!!!!

Moist Throwback: Before I Let You Go by Blackstreet

This track throws me back to early maturation! This was one of those songs that sent me to ROMANCE SCHOOL...endless day dreams of serinading the lucky feline of the time period.

Moist Track: Prosperity Preacher by Rymefest

Moist Advertisements: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like by Old Spice

I LOVE THESE ADS!!!!!!!

Moist Video: Womp Womp by Willie B & Chevy Jones

Moist Track: VCR by The xx

Moist Accessories: Cleveland Indians New Era

Thanks to Ry Eckles, one of my FIF's (Friends In Freshness) from the best coast, I was recently blessed with this Faded x Cleveland Indians Cooperstown New Era, designed by a sick Hawaiian crew called FITTED. Utilizing a rarely seen throwback logo and watermelonesque colorway this cap is oooober fresca and will get alot of air play in my daily fight for freshness domination! BUTTER!

Props to my delicious/mysterious supermodel

peep the FITTED crew at www.fittedhawaii.com/hanahou/

Moist Track: Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart by Alicia Keys

YAMS!!!! Peep Alicia's Silhouette in the purple jumper toward the end of the video....YAM YAM YAM!

Moist Track: Smoke DZA - Marley & Me (Remix) f/ Devin The Dude, Curren$y, Asher Roth & June Summers

Moist Product: Nintendo Power Glove

SPEACHLESS!!!!

Moist Throwback: Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag by LL Cool J

POETIC!

Moist Throwback: Clubbin by Marques Houston

Moist Representative: Roger Troutman

Roger was truly the glue for Zapp and Roger...such a sick list of classics...where would we be without "Computer Love"???

Moist Bday Gift: Bubble Gum PF Flyers (YUM YUM)

My homeboy Chan Wook (Jamison) Lee hooked me up with some ridiculous Pretty Pink/Baby Blue PF Flyers for my bday! The pics don't do these puppies justice. Heads will turn....! Muchas gracias McLeebok!

Moist Track: I Wanna Rock by Snoop

Moist Track: Sex Therapy by Robin Thicke

This has to the be the most soulful white dude on the planet! no offense to all my fellow closet JT fans...

Moist Product: Easy Curves....

Hmmmmm?!?!

Moist Product: Silk Fat Albert Pajama Pants (Phat Farm)

YOU AIN'T GOT THESE!

Lost the matching silk robe at a pajammi jammi jam I threw back in grad school...

Moist Track: Daddy's Home by Usher

PREACH!!!!